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Well riddle me this, eh Potter?

"Is that a deer? Is that a donkey? Come on, let me see your face!"
Sep 20 '14

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

Sep 20 '14

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat)

Sep 20 '14

(Source: danglyparts)

Sep 20 '14

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot)

Sep 20 '14

meanplastic:

when you pass a test that everyone else failed

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c621b4ab2ad25fe28e4fc6153492d3c9/tumblr_mucw667yZb1qzmp9eo1_400.gif

Sep 14 '14

(Source: thesheikah)

Sep 14 '14

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

Sep 14 '14

strikercorbie:

2econdp2iioniic:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

I FUCKING CALLED IT

YES YES FUCKIN YES I FUCKIN KNEW IT YES

(Source: starrdork)

Sep 14 '14
teamrocketing:

always reblog

teamrocketing:

always reblog

(Source: adventuresinyoutube)

Sep 14 '14

the-misadventures-of-lele:

fileformat:

READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

(Source: whisperintoass)

Sep 14 '14
lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

Sep 14 '14

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle)

Sep 14 '14

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

Sep 14 '14
Sep 14 '14

mashable:

Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.

(Source: Mashable)